Why Worry?

Old Irish philosophy:

There are only two things to worry about – are you sick or are you well?

If you’re well, there’s nothing to worry about.

And if you’re sick, there are only two things to worry about – will you live or will you die?

If you live, there’s nothing to worry about.

And if you die, there are only two things to worry about – will you go to heaven or will you go to hell?

If you go to heaven, there’s nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that there’s nothing to worry about.